Critics
A critic called it “scabrous” -
Larry Hart's “Pal Joey” -
And Larry wept. His masterpiece
Was buried under virtue.
And Junkets sat and stared
For hours at the columns.
Back to pills and powders,
A critic said of Keats.
So I sit in Denny's,
Slowly die of inanition,
Wishing for a publisher
To think that I am good.
12-30-13
Goodness
I went to Jacqui Schiff and I
Was never good before.
I'm not good now,
But think about it more.
A moralist, a teacher,
An enchantress and insane,
She gets into your mind and stays
Like fungus in a drain.
12-30-13
Aristotle
To hell with Martin Luther!
He was wrong.
He said that what you do is
unimportant,
So long as what you feel is
right with god.
A loop for every criminal
and Christian
And killer on the planet!
Aristotle
Said that what you feel is
your affair,
And what you do is all that
ever counted.
An out for good men
suffering from guilt,
With Jacqui Schiff and
mother on their asses!
12-30-13
Tomorrow
Psychologists know nothing,
But they're going to run the world.
Instead of “uncooperative”,
They say “acting out”.
When everyone is understood,
Predictable and calm,
Facebook will be likable,
And men will be like ants.
Everyone will feel as though
He's going to live forever.
Pills and shots and therapy
And sweet emasculation!
I know because I have no balls.
They're in my father's tomb.
12-30-13
Homophobes and bigots
Homophobes and bigots
Are neither very nice.
They live in little worlds
Of vinegar and ice.
Most of them are Christians,
And none is worth the price.
Look down when they walk by.
That's very good advice.
And never say “hello”.
It's all like playing dice.
12-30-13
I have books of poems on Amazon - both paperbacks and Kindle. Most of the paperbacks are $10 or less, and most of the Kindles are $1. To get to them, on Amazon under books, type Joseph Hart Poetry in the search bar.