Rhymes
Everyone who writes in rhyme
Has to have a paradigm,
Whether it is a-b-a-b
(Consequently maybe baby),
Or whether it more loosely lies,
For instance in "The Bridge of
Sighs",
Or the pattern of the sonnet
(Which I cannot write dog gone it!).
Sometimes rhymes are repetitious
And occasionally vicious -
Oh, there's nothing so invigorating as
a little rape
By a motorcycle gang from which you
can't escape
With six or seven passersby to stand
around and gape.
Oh, there's nothing so invigorating as
a little rape.
Or it can be clever, smart
Like the rhymes of Larry Hart -
I'll get brown and sunned un-
Less this town is London.
Though in my flat I boil tea
And entertain like royalty,
My life is just a riddle.
Don't play upon your fiddle.
I won't hear its squeak,
My spirit's weak.
And though he did the Latin Quarter,
Something can be said for Porter -
In the apse
A couple of chaps
Will sing us a rhapsody,
Perhaps they'll get a fee.
You're the fruit
That is in my yogurt.
You're the suit
On a Humphrey Bogurt.
Rhymes were once the talk o' fellers
Like the thrifty Rockefellers.
I do not like the present age.
Stupid poets think they're sage.
And now at last it seems betimes
The world will be fini with rhymes.