A Story
First you take a child,
Beat him til he's blue,
Tell him he's a shi-tface,
Completely worthless too,
And he will not be more
Than what he is today,
Which clearly isn't much.
Then he runs away
And goes to Jacqui who
Indifferent to pain
And never in a stew
Drives him totally insane.
The Operation
She went to have some stones
Taken from her bladder.
Welfare wouldn't pay.
What made her even madder,
The surgeon said that he
Proving he was smart
Would operate for free
And give the broad a heart.
Rescue
If someone has a breakdown,
There's nothing you can say.
Help him to his feet,
Then firmly walk away.
But what you do or don't do,
No matter what you think,
Let the judgment fall on you
If you take him to a shrink.
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